Apple's Hamletic soliloquiy

Ernest N. Prabhakar (ernest@alumni.caltech.edu)
Thu, 10 Apr 1997 16:06:36 -0700 (PDT)

Of course, it would be funner if it didn't seem like Apple really was
working at committing suicide.:)

- Ernie P.

http://edge.ml.org/no-msie/apple-ham.html

Mock (Mac?) Hamlet Soliloquy

To PC or not to PC. That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous frustration
At non-compatible PC hardware,
Or to buy Mac against a sea of copycats
And by opposing, end our consternation. To Mac -- to worry
No more -- and by Mac to say we end
Heartache and the thousand natural bugs
Windows 95 is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.