Pager Response Winners!

CobraBoy (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Thu, 10 Apr 1997 10:43:53 -0700


1st place and Grand Prize winner of the recent "Tim Byars Purchases Pager"
went to Alex Grossman mailto:alex@micronet.com of Micronet Technology, who
actually picked up the phone and paged me.

His reply along with a page;

* Tim,
* You are one sick dude.... With WAY too much time on your hands...
* But, I gotta admit it had me rolling.
*
* I take exception to:
* After all who are his friends? Rock stars, porno girls, and geeks.
*
* See Ya,
* Alex

~~~

1st place in the clever reply category goes to Chuck Holland
mailto:hollandcf@aol.com with;

* What a SICK PUPPY you are......folded on another one of your pet peeves, I
* thought you said that pocket pagers led to male sterility...?????......Are
* you wading in the shallow end of the gene pool again...???....B^)......Chuck

A very close second goes to Jack Putman mailto:putnam59@aol.com

* Awesome press release. So. It's just an april fools joke isn't it. Besides,
* if you got a pager it would just be for the vibrating action, right? Then all
* your friends can call you "for a good time", right? So will you now become
* "pageboy", and start hanging out with playboy bunnies, huh?

And third place goes to Tommy Lee mailto:tbone@earthlink.net with;

* THANKS BRO!!
*
* NOW I CAN FIND YER ASS ANYWHERE!!
*
*
* T

~~~

1st place in picking up on a theme and running with it goes to Nikki Sixx
mailto:sixxdog@aol.com with;

* In a message dated 4/1/97 3:58:03 PM, you wrote:
*
* <<After all who are his friends? Rock stars, porno girls, and geeks.
* None of which have an attention span of more than 30 seconds."
* >>
*
* THATS 10 SECONDS BUDDY.HAHAHAA

~~~

1st Place in picking out a direct reference goes to Ernest Prabhakar
mailto:ernest@alumni.caltech.edu

* >> "I really can't
* comment on this. I have to look this up in the bible." <<
*
* That would be me?

~~~

1st place in the unsolicited chick response goes to Shelia Hartley
mailto:SHEILAH@kennedyusa.com

* Tim:
*
* Has anyone ever told you that you are THE MOST negative person on the
*face of the EARTH?

~~~
Finally,

1st place in the "I just can't win" category goes to Mark Dadgar
mailto:mdadgar@Auspex.Com with;

* What?! No email access?!
*
* Get with the '90's, man!
*
* :)
*
* - Mark

~~~

Thanks to all that responded.

Tim

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