God damn. I can't help myself. I'm in love. I want to have your baby.
PLEASE send me pictures of you, with or without the rotifer costume. I will
do whatever you want. Just please send me the pictures. I'll even fix broken
installs of Windows on your relatives' computers.
- Joe
P.S. You wouldn't happen to play a double-reed instrument, would you?
Bassoon, oboe, contrabassoon, ...