If you go onto the net today
You're sure of a big surprise
If you go onto the net today
You'd better go in disguise
For every hacker that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day that Pentiums do the f00f trick
Every lamer who's been good
Is sure of a treat today.
There's lots of marvelous chips to beat
And wonderful games to play
Beneath the O.S. where nobody sees
They'll poke and peek as long as they please
'Cause that's the way to make Pentiums do the f00f trick
If you go onto the net today
You'd better not go alone
It's lovely out on the net today
But safer to stay at /home
For every wannabe that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the day that Pentiums do the f00f trick
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