Somebody Stop Me
Grlygrl201@aol.com
Tue, 14 Dec 1999 06:49:26 EST
INSURE YOURSELF AGAINST Y2K TRAVEL DELAYS
(Source: PC World Online) An agency is offering travel insurance
against Y2K disruptions. But it won't come cheap, and you'll need to
prove yourself.
http://www.idg.net/go.cgi?id=198494
Just present your corpse as proof of injury.
Neighbor 1: Have you heard about the insurance company that insures against
nuclear holocaust?
Neighbor 2: Get out! Who would insure against such catastrophe? Who'd be
around to pay?
Neighbor 1: Mutants of Omaha.