Straight man for Adam

CobraBoy (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Sun, 10 May 1998 04:31:59 -0700


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Ok Adam, here is why Microsoft says we need Win'98. Other than of course to
save the American (and hence the world's) economy.

10 reasons why you should upgrade to Windows 98:

1. More of the features you want! - Windows 98 contains the components
that thousands of end-users have said are most important - all on one CD.

2. A more stable platform! - A completely rewritten System Information
utility gives Windows 98 the most complete picture ever of the exact
state of your system.

3 More usable disk space! - FAT32 (a true 32-bit File Allocation Table)
makes more efficient use of your hard disk so you can store more files in
the same amount of space.

4. Faster operation! - In Windows 98, the memory management and cache
modules are fine-tuned to give you optimal performance.

5. Faster, easier start-up! - Automatic agents make booting up and
solving boot-up conflicts simple and virtually automatic.

6. Gives you control of your notebook! - If you bought your notebook
computer within the last year, you'll experience major improvements in
performance with Windows 98.

7. Double the size of your desktop! - Windows 98 supports simultaneous
use of multiple monitors so you get more room to work.

8. New features for dial-up connections! - The Windows 98 Control Panel
offers you a slew of new utilities designed to help your computer get
along better with your telephone.

9. TV on your PC! - Support for TV reception is an integral part of
Windows 98. With a TV reception adapter card, you can watch broadcast or
cable TV on your PC.

10. Universal Serial Bus (USB) - Offers true plug-and-play convenience.
It's never been easier to add peripherals to your PC. Windows 98 makes it
almost automatic.

Tim

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Ok Adam, here is why Microsoft says we need Win'98. Other than of course to save the American (and hence the world's) economy.

<color><param>0000,00D7,0000</param>10 reasons why you should upgrade to Windows 98:

1. More of the features you want! - Windows 98 contains the components

that thousands of end-users have said are most important - all on one CD.

2. A more stable platform! - A completely rewritten System Information

utility gives Windows 98 the most complete picture ever of the exact

state of your system.

3 More usable disk space! - FAT32 (a true 32-bit File Allocation Table)

makes more efficient use of your hard disk so you can store more files in

the same amount of space.

4. Faster operation! - In Windows 98, the memory management and cache

modules are fine-tuned to give you optimal performance.

5. Faster, easier start-up! - Automatic agents make booting up and

solving boot-up conflicts simple and virtually automatic.

6. Gives you control of your notebook! - If you bought your notebook

computer within the last year, you'll experience major improvements in

performance with Windows 98.

7. Double the size of your desktop! - Windows 98 supports simultaneous

use of multiple monitors so you get more room to work.

8. New features for dial-up connections! - The Windows 98 Control Panel

offers you a slew of new utilities designed to help your computer get

along better with your telephone.

9. TV on your PC! - Support for TV reception is an integral part of

Windows 98. With a TV reception adapter card, you can watch broadcast or

cable TV on your PC.

10. Universal Serial Bus (USB) - Offers true plug-and-play convenience.

It's never been easier to add peripherals to your PC. Windows 98 makes it

almost automatic.

Tim</color>

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