Jay Thomas (
Wed, 06 May 1998 16:17:08 -0400

At least the show will retain its "dramatic integrity" :) For picture,
Wednesday, May 6, 1998 8:43 AM
Five Baywatch Babes
Get Laid Off

There's distressing news for fans of the
syndicated breastfest Baywatch; the cruel
trend of company downsizing has reached
out to rip five lifeguards from our midst.
The beaches are no longer safe. The
show's spokesperson tells the Hollywood
Reporter that producers had nothing against the
five ladies getting the pink slip, it was just hard for the audience
to care about the characters and their stories when the size of the
cast was challenging the laws of Lycra. The casualties: Carmen
Electra, Donna D'Errico, Traci Bingham, Marliece Andrada, and Angelica
Bridges. David Hasselhoff, the executive producer and star of the
series, will remain to maintain the show's dramatic integrity.

Jay Thomas		(w)617-576-4832	
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I think so, Brain, but where are we going to find a duck
and a hose at this hour?