Netnews Flame O' The Day

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (BAISLEY@fndcd.fnal.gov)
Mon, 12 May 1997 14:10:39 -0500

Here's one for the Sig Files. Please note, these are neither my words nor
sentiments. I'm merely impressed by the depth of feeling.

Cheers,
Wayne

Forwarded-by: Glen McCready <glen@qnx.com>
Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>
Forwarded-by: Cat Stanton <cat@va.pubnix.com>

"There isn't enough alcohol in the state of Illinois that would make me
drunk enough to even give a nanosecond's worth of consideration of pissing
on you if you were on fire."