Urban Hipsters

Evan P Cordes (epcordes@umich.edu)
Tue, 9 Mar 1999 01:32:32 -0500 (EST)


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Urban Hipsters
"Little, Yellow, Different"

They may be slightly malnourished and jaundiced, but they feel their
emotions differently than you do. You're too mainstream to really
know what you're feeling. You're just another automaton,
sleepwalking through life, saving up for retirement, and, like,
exercising and shit. You're too clean and well-rested to have a soul,
man!