When was your first bit? What's your score on the nerd purity test?
How many Java applets can you make dance on the head of a pin? If
you were God, how would YOU mock Rohit?
Many unanswered questions remain.
-- Ernie P.
Adam Cain wrote:
> I was born a TimesRoman etching in woodgrain with the real
> look of woodgrain on the sides of a buick stationwagon. This
> was even before I knew how to spell 'mediocre' or took pride in
> some of my vices.
> Make no mistake, I'm a very shiny turd. If I ever stumble across
> some integrity, I'll have my people call your people. Like it or
> not, the smiling nods are in firmware, the knobs cannot help but
> gravitate toward the center detent, and who really cares when I'm
> monophonic anyway' Two-bit' half-wit' somebody please
> scrape this aggressive pun-handler off my screen.
>
> I have been very fortunate and have gone with the flow, piecing
> together an easily understood story. No jump cuts, no pieces of
> quarter-track eaten by the pinch-roller thereby creating the most
> interesting passage. Sorry.
>
> Hopefully, this will all look different soon.
>
>
> -- A Mac and I
> 10/14/96