Re: "F" the NY Times

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (BAISLEY@fndcd.fnal.gov)
Thu, 12 Sep 1996 12:03:51 -0500 (CDT)


By way of brainstorming, I spew the following:

Honkin' Fast Systems

Fast Times Machines

Way Fast

Get Real

Altogether Now

Steady State

Enthalpic

Way Cool/Hot

Titans of Silicon

Snatch 1

Unit Vector

Spin Up

Ad Astra

Tried & True

Screamers

Smmmmokin' CPUs

No Toy Computers

SPARCs Fly

Green-Light District

UberMachines

Bit Field

Byte Stream

General Purpose

Best Of Breed

Osculation (Kissing)

Veni Vidi PC

PI PCs (Politically Incorrect PCs)

The Friendly Host

Hyaline

Graviton

Don't Panic

Forty Two

Cookin' Bacon

Nouveau Cache

They Might Be Nanogiants

Of Machines

OmniBahn

Tim Machines

XYZephyr

Aquiline

Intensely Good

No Joke

Brushfire

Type X

Sporting and Military Computers

Whole Bean or Full Bean

Chocolate Computers

CORBA the Geek

Yodeling Toad (I don't know, it just came to me)

Fat-Free Computing

X-Deus Machina

Organic Machines (well the plastic parts anyway)

Softasia

Primitive Hardware Gods

Secret Weapon

Clueful Computing

Winsome Workhorse

You've Got A Secret

Thar Be Dragons

ActiveY, ActiveZ

You Rule

Do The Right Thing

As You Like It

Free T-Shirts! (that'd draw a crowd)

Deliverance

Tenth Dimension

Finesse

Gloriosky

All Night Long

Meretricious

Fenestrations

Ichi Ban

Six Inch Sails

Ten Inch Tails

Comfy Chair

Justyn Thyme

OnDerWay or Underway or (Pig Latin for "wonder")

Time Moose

Points For Style

FlamingAs

Noble or NoBull

Mandatory

Jolly Good

Anchor-Way (Pig Latin for "wanker". Hmm, nevermind)

Syzygy

(It's A) Byar's Market

Janeway, You Ignorant Slut (Sorry, that just slipped out)

Wayne