Ministry of Truth
times 17.3.95 bg speech malreported internet doubleplusungood rectify fullwise
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I did not, never, not once, cut down that tree, the cherry tree.
Well, according to the definition of "cutting" allowed by judge
Mumble, as transcribed in Section 1, I did not cut down that tree.
Oh no, not me. God bless America.
Besides nobody saw me do it.
OK, so I caused pain in the orchard.
Anyway I had a nice new hatchet and that cherry tree is clearly a
right-wing conspiracy just asking to be cut down.
Also, I did not, never, not once, cut down the pear tree.
Nor the apple tree.
Well maybe the pear tree.
But not the apple tree. Much.
[...etc ad nauseam...]
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