I know why the suits are leaning so hard on JoeBar...

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (BAISLEY@fndcd.fnal.gov)
Wed, 20 Aug 1997 14:07:43 -0500

They gotta get the *big* product out in time for Christmas:

http://www.microsoft.com/products/hardware/actimates/demo.htm

No setup required
Ready to travel
Lovable, but durable
Cuddly, plush surface

Hmmm. Sounds like Rohit.

Cheers,
Wayne