Re: Jobs, Satan announce deal

CobraBoy! (tbyars@earthlink.net)
Fri, 15 Aug 1997 12:27:40 -0800


Ernest Prabhakar around 11:08 AM -0800 on 8/15/97, contributed to the
bitstream with this:

Was Marlyn Manson Antichrist Superstar playing in the background?

<excerpt>Now -this- is humor, albeit sick. (and I do disagree with its
implications, assuming they were intended somewhat seriously).

</excerpt>

<excerpt>

The Antichrist then addressed the room via a live link from the Pits

of Hell, and said that the Empire of Evil is committed to developing

</excerpt>major pestilences for the Mac platform=20

Vrs what we have already?

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Aug 15, 1997 at 12:21 PM=20

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System Overview

</bigger></underline><smaller>Customer Care Code: =20

Machine:</smaller></bold><smaller> Power Macintosh

<bold>Machine ID:</bold> 69

<bold>Finder:</bold> v8.0

<bold>System:</bold> v8.0 US

<bold>Processor:</bold> PowerPC 604e at 300 MHz

<bold>Active Enabler:</bold> n/a =20

<bold>OpenDoc:</bold> None

<bold>Memory Installed:</bold> 128 MB

<bold>Virtual Memory:</bold> is off

<bold>Total Memory:</bold> 128 MB

<bold>Disk Cache:</bold> is on, 1024K

<bold>Startup Device:</bold> SCSI Bus 0, ID: 0, BeBop

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Extension Information

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* Now Toolbox (6.7)

CFM-68K Runtime Enabler (4.0)

* Display Enabler (7.6.1)

EM Extension (4.0.1)

9600 Graphics Accelerator (3.8.1)

* Acrobat=81 PDFWriter (3.0)

* Amico 2.1 (2.1)

* AOL Link (4.0b10)

AOL Link Enhanced (1.0)

AOL Link Scanner (4.0b10)

* Appearance Extension (1.0)

* Apple Built-In Ethernet (1.0.5)

* Apple CD-ROM (5.4)

* Apple Ethernet CS (1.0.3)

* Apple Ethernet CS II (1.1)

Apple Ethernet LC (1.0.3)

Apple Ethernet NB (1.0.3)

* Apple Guide (2.2)

* Apple Modem Tool (1.5.6)

Apple Photo Access (2.1)

* AppleScriptLib (1.2.2)

* AppleScript=81 (1.1.2)

* AppleShare (3.7.1)

* AppleTalk ADSP Tool (1.0.1)

* ASTARTE MPEG Exporter 1.0 (1.0)

* Audio CD Access (5.1)

* Clipping Extension (7.1.4)

* Color Picker (2.1)

* ColorSync=81 (2.1.2)

* Contextual Menu Extension (1.0.1)

* DC50.PPC.ShLib (0.92)

EI Dongle Emu 1.1

* ENET Compatibility (1.0.3)

* Ethernet (Built-In) (1.0.5)

* EtherTalk Phase 2 (2.5.7)

* Fade Me 1.1 (1.1)

FaxINIT (1.5.3)

File Sharing Extension (7.6.2)

* File Sharing Library (8.0)

* Find File Extension (1.1.1)

* Finder Features (8.0)

* Finder Scripting Extension (7.5.5)

* Foreign File Access (5.1)

* High Sierra File Access (5.1)

* ICeTEe 2 (2b3)

ImageSaverIII (1.5.3)

* Indeo=AE Video (3.22.24.09)

* InputBackSupport (7.5.3)

* Intel Raw Video (1.10.20.02)

Internet Access (1.0)

* Internet Config Extension (1.3)

* Iomega Driver (5.0.3)

IrDALib (1.0.1)

IrLanScannerPPC (1.0.1)

* IRTalk (1.4)

* ISO 9660 File Access (5.1)

* Jeff's Pointer 1.1 (1.0)

* jgdw.ppc (4.0p1)

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* KODAK PRECISION CP1 (2.8.0)

* KODAK PRECISION CP2 (2.6.0)

* KODAK PRECISION MON (3.01)

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* KodakDS White Point (1.0.0)

* LibMotoSh (1.0)

* MacinTalk 3 (1.4)

* MacinTalk Pro (1.4)

MacLinkPlus for Easy Open (9.7.0)

* MacPAD (1.3)

* Microsoft Component Library (2.21)

* Microsoft OLE Automation (2.06)

* Microsoft OLE Extension (2.07)

* Microsoft OLE Library (2.06)

* Microsoft Tool Editor Library (1.2)

MultiDisk=81 (1.29)

* NetManage WinSock Lib (3.5.1) <<- they just had to get this in
there didn't they?

* Network Extension (7.5.5)

Norton CrashGuard Extension (3.5.1)

ObjectSupportLib (1.2)

* Open Tpt AppleTalk Library (1.2)

* Open Tpt Internet Library (1.2)

* Open Transport Library (1.2)

* OpenOT (4.0b10)

* OpenTpt Modem (1.0.1)

* OpenTpt Remote Access (1.0.1)

* OpenTpt Serial Arbitrator (1.0.1)

* OpenTptAppleTalkLib (1.2) <<- .DLL's on a Mac? Never!!!=20
;-)

* OpenTptInternetLib (1.2)

* OpenTransportLib (1.2)

* OpenTransportLib.68K (1.2)

Printer Share (1.1.3)

PrintingLib (8.4.3)

* PrintMonitor (7.1.2)

* PSPrinter (8.3.1)

* QuickTime VR Components (1.0.2)

* QuickTimeVRLib (2.0) <<- More .DLL's ? :-!

* QuickTime=81 (2.5)

* QuickTime=81 MPEG Extension (1.0)

* QuickTime=81 Musical Instruments (2.5)

* QuickTime=81 PowerPlug (2.5)

* QuickTime=81 VR (2.0.1)

RasterMon INIT (1.5.3)

RealAudio 14.4 Decoder (2.0.1)

* RealAudio 28.8 Decoder (2.0)

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Retro.Startup (4.0)

Scheduler (AD Online Scheduler 2.00)

* SCLSharedLib 1.1 (SCLSharedLib 1.1)

ScreenReady=81 (1.0)

* Serial (Built-in) (1.3.1)

* Serial Tool (1.0.2)

* Shared Library Manager (2.0.1) <<- A Manager for .DLL's?
:-)

* Shared Library Manager PPC (2.0.1)

SIContDrvr (1.5.3)

* SimpleText (1.4)

* Snitch Liaison (2.5)

* SnitchLib (2.5)

* SOMobjects=81 for Mac OS (2.0.8)

* SpeakableItems (1.5)

* Speech Manager (1.4)

* Speech Recognition (1.5.1)

* StuffIt Engine=81 (4.0.2)

* SystemAV (1.3)

* TCPack for AOL (2.2.5)

* Text Encoding Converter (1.2)

* Text Tool (1.0.1)

* TSM Fix 1.03

* TTY Tool (1.0.1)

* Video Startup (1.6.3)

* Viewer Engine=81 (4.0)

* VT102 Tool (1.0.2)

* Windows Compressors (1.0)

* WPSC Video (PPC) (2.30)

* WPSG Video (2.0.0)

* XMODEM Tool (1.1)

* XTND Power Enabler (1.0b6)

* ~BeBop (1.2)

* =B0AppleVision (1.5.2)

*CameraMan=81 Extension (3.0)

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=2E... at least you can drive something fast, arm your-

self with powerful tools, and look good doing it.

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